Dear writing colleagues , it is getting rather cold and lonely here on the wharf and my mates are becoming restless because they are running out of beer and sobering up.
A recent snowstorm that beat the living cr*p out of my province, left some major damage to the shed of solicitation and wharf, but with much work, and many drunks, things are back to normal.
If you have a novel you want to gab about please feel free to contact me via the below comment or email me at email@example.com.
I welcome one and all.
I save a milk crate for you!